When Your GPS Device Tries to KILL!


The plan was to donate some stuff to a different¬†thrift store near my car wash so¬†I programed it into my gps. ¬†Well, the gps took me a scary way past “D&W Convenience Store” that just started selling “Soulfood”.¬†¬†¬†But later down the road I saw another even scarier sign: “Vote Democratic”! ¬†I have never seen one of these. ¬†It hurt my eyes then someone gave me a check…. sweet! ¬†Next I drove by the best business plan ever! ¬†A Package Store called “Package Store” that also does “Budget Tax Returns” for $39.00! ¬†Who isn’t looking for a budget tax return?


When I was in the thrift store I found a real treasure! ¬†The original Reeboxs in the best color! ¬†While driving away I spotted a rent to own place that buys gold and sells rims! ¬†Yes! ¬†The third picture is the owners car I guess? ¬†I was hungry and brave so I went in Hardees, which didn’t want to be out done,¬†so they had scary people and a¬†bald¬†spare tire¬†randomly¬†in the dining area?

Good Job! Now I Have Chipped Bricks!


All that work for 1 quarter! ¬†Really! ¬†I remember when I tried to remove one of these vaults….. ¬†I had power tools and stuff and I gave up! ¬†I think if I gave the guy a whole day with a hammer and a chisel he couldn’t get it out.

Oh BTW I got the safe from the other car wash after a bulldozer knocked it out.

I HATE AT&T and I am NOT Kidding!


Okay I already made my proclamation about my hatred for AT&T.  Now I should give you a reason I guess?  It is very short and easy to fix.

I have a¬†commercial phone line because that is really the only way (I guess) I can get credit cards cleared. ¬†So I pay AT&T $63.94 for their great “commercial” service. ¬†It is so much better then my home service…….. ¬†Wait I got rid of them, I forgot. ¬†So I have had no problem with my phone I get over charged for “commercial” services like any “good” company would do.

BUT WHY AT&T DO YOU HAVE TO SELL MY ADDRESS TO EVERYONE ON THIS EARTH!!!! ¬†I haven’t got any mail at my carwash for 5 year now I get mail all the time as soon as I got a phone line. ¬†Oh and it is all just crap and they all know I am a business. ¬†I wonder how that happened? ¬†Weird. ¬†My monthly payment should actually be cheaper then a “home” line because my address is¬†apparently worth money. ¬†I don’t see a credit on my bill for¬†receiving¬†bulk / junk mail.

So what I think I should do is post my address so everyone can enter the address into their bulk / sucker address list!

Here it is.   You can mail anything that slips under the door:  ES Car Wash, 271 Forest Road, Hueytown, AL 35023

If you want to send good stuff like cash and gifts try my po box at:  Eric Wilson, PO Box 48, Dolomite, AL 35061

Nothing exciting today


Nothing exciting today at the car wash but my sister sent in a story and a photo that I thought was interesting.

The first picture demonstrates why you need a safety lock for your windows in your car.  Anderson (my nephew) rolled down his window while the triple foam was going off in a carwash, getting triple foam all over himself.

The second picture is Wilson (another nephew) with a new hair cut.  My sister let him get a Mohawk and he loves it.  He looks super cool.

Orange juice and a tire


Someone decided to make orange juice with there car at my car wash, but did not clean up the mess (first picture).  I got a new tire (new to me) and 4 hub caps along with a rock (middle picture).  Lastly someone broke into my dumpster and dumped some stuff (last picture).

Merry Christmas!


Christmas for me is all about giving.¬† Giving stuff I found at the car wash like a Hueytown fast pitch softball jacket, a guard shirt and a “You, Too, Can Canoe” book by John Foshee (complete with notes).¬† We also gave a (new from the store) Star Wars MillenniumFalcon: the extra sticker and pieces addition.¬† What a great Christmas!