How to cook hot dogs in the microwave? – UPDATE

You would be surprised how many people search my blog for “how to microwave hot dogs”.  So I have been revising my hot dog making craft over the last year and decided to post my new method of cooking / boiling / microwaving hot dogs.


First get 2 glass bowls, one is the size of the hotdogs and the other is just acting as a weight.  Second fill the bowl about 1/3 up with water.  Third insert your hotdogs.


Now insert the small bowl on the hot dogs this will keep the hotdogs under the water to boil the them.  Set the microwave for 4:00 on high and hit start.  Then they should be done.  Also, the bowls will be hot!


Another hotdog eating tip:  When eating crappy hotdogs, try adding lots of Tabasco!

How to cook hot dogs in the microwave?


Have you ever made a hot dog in the microwave?  Do you like boiled hot dogs?  Why not do both?  That is what I did today.  This is very hard so make sure to follow all the directions.  1) Purchase hot dogs,  2) Find microwave,  3) Fill bowl with water,  4) Put bowl in microwave.


5) Cook for 4 minutes until they float,  6) Eat. Yummy!

Hack the toilet paper holder


Someone sent me these picture or either I had a bad stomach ache today.  I used my Abus dumpster key to open the toilet paper holder.  Just pull on the black plastic piece while jabbing each tab.  Not quite sure why you would want to do this though?  Thanks for sending this in, anonymous person, or a special thanks to that spicy burrito from last night.