I was just looking in this magazine I got today and I was thinking…. WOW this article sounds super interesting! Oh it is my article…. LOL 🙂
When Your GPS Device Tries to KILL!
The plan was to donate some stuff to a different thrift store near my car wash so I programed it into my gps. Well, the gps took me a scary way past “D&W Convenience Store” that just started selling “Soulfood”. But later down the road I saw another even scarier sign: “Vote Democratic”! I have never seen one of these. It hurt my eyes then someone gave me a check…. sweet! Next I drove by the best business plan ever! A Package Store called “Package Store” that also does “Budget Tax Returns” for $39.00! Who isn’t looking for a budget tax return?
When I was in the thrift store I found a real treasure! The original Reeboxs in the best color! While driving away I spotted a rent to own place that buys gold and sells rims! Yes! The third picture is the owners car I guess? I was hungry and brave so I went in Hardees, which didn’t want to be out done, so they had scary people and a bald spare tire randomly in the dining area?
Good Job! Now I Have Chipped Bricks!
All that work for 1 quarter! Really! I remember when I tried to remove one of these vaults….. I had power tools and stuff and I gave up! I think if I gave the guy a whole day with a hammer and a chisel he couldn’t get it out.
Oh BTW I got the safe from the other car wash after a bulldozer knocked it out.
I HATE AT&T and I am NOT Kidding!
Okay I already made my proclamation about my hatred for AT&T. Now I should give you a reason I guess? It is very short and easy to fix.
I have a commercial phone line because that is really the only way (I guess) I can get credit cards cleared. So I pay AT&T $63.94 for their great “commercial” service. It is so much better then my home service…….. Wait I got rid of them, I forgot. So I have had no problem with my phone I get over charged for “commercial” services like any “good” company would do.
BUT WHY AT&T DO YOU HAVE TO SELL MY ADDRESS TO EVERYONE ON THIS EARTH!!!! I haven’t got any mail at my carwash for 5 year now I get mail all the time as soon as I got a phone line. Oh and it is all just crap and they all know I am a business. I wonder how that happened? Weird. My monthly payment should actually be cheaper then a “home” line because my address is apparently worth money. I don’t see a credit on my bill for receiving bulk / junk mail.
So what I think I should do is post my address so everyone can enter the address into their bulk / sucker address list!
Here it is. You can mail anything that slips under the door: ES Car Wash, 271 Forest Road, Hueytown, AL 35023
If you want to send good stuff like cash and gifts try my po box at: Eric Wilson, PO Box 48, Dolomite, AL 35061
Portable “Air Shammee”?
Pulled up to the car wash and saw someone using a portable Air Shammee. It really did not do that good of a job though because he also had to towel off his bike.
Nothing exciting today
Nothing exciting today at the car wash but my sister sent in a story and a photo that I thought was interesting.
The first picture demonstrates why you need a safety lock for your windows in your car. Anderson (my nephew) rolled down his window while the triple foam was going off in a carwash, getting triple foam all over himself.
The second picture is Wilson (another nephew) with a new hair cut. My sister let him get a Mohawk and he loves it. He looks super cool.
Fun with mud – Update
Some sort of Hueytown car wash record? My pits were clogged after 2 days. I sure hope Greg is right about the deer hunting season ending.
Osborn Hardware in Wylam
After over 3 years I finally went to the hardware store down the street from my car wash. It was really a great place to visit: it was like stepping back in time. Oh, and they have tape!
Orange juice and a tire
Someone decided to make orange juice with there car at my car wash, but did not clean up the mess (first picture). I got a new tire (new to me) and 4 hub caps along with a rock (middle picture). Lastly someone broke into my dumpster and dumped some stuff (last picture).
Merry Christmas!
Christmas for me is all about giving. Giving stuff I found at the car wash like a Hueytown fast pitch softball jacket, a guard shirt and a “You, Too, Can Canoe” book by John Foshee (complete with notes). We also gave a (new from the store) Star Wars MillenniumFalcon: the extra sticker and pieces addition. What a great Christmas!