Color Me Bad?

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I guess this ass was listening to CMB and decided to color himself pink? Kind of appropriate for the CMB group. I could not watch the whole video, WOW. It was about as painful to listen to the song as it was to clean up the mess.

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You should pay attention

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If you for instance are a manager for an Express Oil Change (store 00106-Riverchase) you should not throw your 2006 and 2007 monthly sales reports all over the place at a car wash.  It might end up on the internet and make you lose a chance for the “Super Prize”; a deluxe bbq grill or a $100 bonus.  On a side note, $30,717.16 a year on wiper blades? 

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You also would want to pay attention to this van which states: “CAUTION this vehicle may wreck or explode for no apparent reason”.  The odd thing about this van was the driver was not female (just kidding).

Honda Fit out of gas

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Have you ever wondered what a Honda Fit looked like out of gas?  Well here it is, kind of looks the same as when it has gas.  For anyone who has this car and runs out of gas, get 2 gallons of gas or it will not start.  The closest gas station only has a gallon tank and I had to make 2 trips to get the car to started.  Not fun.  It ran out of gas with 10,000 miles on it.

EMU OIL BLOG / FIERO BLOG

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Why does a car wash blog get more people commenting for emu oil and Fieros?  I mean emu oil is cool looking because it is blue, but come on guys.  Check out my Google ranking for emu oil blog number 3.  Maybe I should start up a emu oil blog?

 Well someone mailed me a gift of “Maximum Strength New Emu Blue” to my PO Box (which you can also send me crap to review: PO Box 48, Dolomite, AL 35061).  This emu oil has interesting ingredients: whole leaf aloe vera concentrate, purified water, msm, emu oil….  Why is emu oil the number 4 ingredient?  I do really like aloe vera though; I use it every day and seems to help everything.

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My aloe vera says it is “Healing therapy” also, but it is not blue and it is a lot cheaper.  So I rubbed aloe vera all over my body and guess what.   Emu oil/aloe vera really works!  Cool!  I also like it in my hair, you know it promotes hair growth.  Actually maybe that is why my hair is falling out?

Professional sign

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A “No Pooping” sign.  They must have a problem with homeless people or neighbors?  I could see how this person has a problem with dogs though, just look at that fire-hydrant.