I was going to the restroom at a “nice” gas station (the kind with the condom machine).
The vendor says that only married people can use the condoms unless you want AIDS. Well, I am paraphrasing (read below).
“Although no contraceptive can provide complete protection, Hygeia Condoms, when properly used, may prevent the transmission of AIDS and other sexually transmitted diseases. The best method of AIDS prevention is abstinence before marriage and a monogamous relationship during marriage. Hygeia Condoms are available here for your privacy and convenience. This dispenser serviced at frequent intervals.”