Author: cwguy

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The Cake is a Lie!

Okay so the “The Cake is a Lie!” quote is a bad nerd Portal joke, sorry.

But jamming to my favorite new song (from Quick Quack of course). I heard something that was very very hard to believe! At the end of the song the announcer voice over guy says “Quick Quacks run 100% recycled water.” But there website says they use “as little as eight gallons of fresh water per car”.  I just don’t know what to believe?

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I WANT GRANT MONEY!

What kind of crap is this from the University of Arizona?

Here is a  list of stuff I already knew… I mean I learned… from the study.

  1. Married people have more bacteria in their cars than single people
  2. Females have more bacteria in their cars than males
  3. Automobiles with children have more bacteria than without children (What!  NO WAY!)
  4. The greater the mean temperature of a city the greater the number of molds isolated in the automobiles.  (Please explain!  Oh they do.)

Aspergillus,  Ulocladium,  Alternaria,  Penicillium,  Geotrichum,  Chrysosporium,  Trichoderma,  Aureobasidium,  Geomyces,  Chrysonilia

Also all the molds identified from automobiles are everywhere!  You can’t get away from them so why worry about it unless you have a really weak immune system and you probably live in a bubble anyway.

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Best Find Ever?

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Okay so I found this DVD in the garbage.  Usually I take the previous owners opinion on the objects I find in the garbage cans and just throw it in the dumpster.  But this time I saw a DVD with a fox on it.  I like foxes and the title was FOX NO HOLES BARRED!  Not really sure what that meant but I thought why not give it a try?  So I brought it home and found out that it wasn’t about foxes at all!  It was about females!  It had no plot and they took their clothing off really fast (not sure why maybe it was hot outside?).  Another thing weird was there was blurred out areas around where the males and females took their pants off!  It was really weird!

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I Hate This!

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I really hate this.  But on the other hand this looked like it was going to break any second.  I guess these need to be replaced every so often?  Or maybe it should just not get run over?