A blueberry biscuit from Hardees? Now this was good but afterwards my stomach told me it was a bad idea. Also, I love this sign “service in 5 minutes or less” this is usually not funny but this was at a Post Office. But the sign is probably true because the office is so small. How small is it? The office is so small that the Post Master sells stamps. The office it so small that they close for lunch. The office is so small that they are actually nice and listen. What?