If you for instance are a manager for an Express Oil Change (store 00106-Riverchase) you should not throw your 2006 and 2007 monthly sales reports all over the place at a car wash. It might end up on the internet and make you lose a chance for the “Super Prize”; a deluxe bbq grill or a $100 bonus. On a side note, $30,717.16 a year on wiper blades?
You also would want to pay attention to this van which states: “CAUTION this vehicle may wreck or explode for no apparent reason”. The odd thing about this van was the driver was not female (just kidding).