Okay so I found this DVD in the garbage. Usually I take the previous owners opinion on the objects I find in the garbage cans and just throw it in the dumpster. But this time I saw a DVD with a fox on it. I like foxes and the title was FOX NO HOLES BARRED! Not really sure what that meant but I thought why not give it a try? So I brought it home and found out that it wasn’t about foxes at all! It was about females! It had no plot and they took their clothing off really fast (not sure why maybe it was hot outside?). Another thing weird was there was blurred out areas around where the males and females took their pants off! It was really weird!
I’m not really sure who threw out all Charles and Shametra wedding crap but I received at least 3 garbage cans of their crap. I believe I got every aspect of there wonderful wedding: 1) Party favor boxes 2) Thank you cards 3) Tux shirt things.
4) Entertainment (if you call a Casio keyboard, Shania Twain on tape and Avril Lavigne on CD entertainment)?
5) Food and drinks (they had Milo’s tea, punch, Gatorade and pickles)?
Lastly gifts? ($5 off Grillz & Tattoos and $15 off when you purchase $150 from Lowes).
Was this all coincidence or did I nail the whole wedding? Let me know what you think.