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All you do is ATTACH THEM WITH 3M AUTOMOTIVE TRIM TAPE!   But it “Will not damage paint.”  So don’t worry!  :)

Oh and watch out it’s “PATENT PENDING”!  So don’t copy!  But I guess I can make my own and put them on other people’s cars!  :)

It looks like an Apple convention! No actually the cheaper Kindle Fire was the winner with I think 3 and 1 ipad. One poor girl was slumming it with an itouch….. Loser! All the adults seemed to have iphones < = 4 except for one lady with a Blackberry...... Loser! My iphone crapped out and I was sporting an iphone original! So I was kicking it old school with the worse phone there by far (if my newer iphone was working it would still be the worse phone coming in at a 3gs). But I was "talking to people"...... Loser, I know! Why interact with people when you can just play a game? What is happening to this WORLD!?

Anyone have an iphone 4 I can purchase? I want to play this cool new game!

Did you know that Walmart sold business checks?  WELL I DIDN’T!!!!

Can old people be douches also? This guy was talking on his flip phone so loud like he was the only one that had a cell and it was 1985. Wearing his Eddie Bauer shirt like 1985 and had the Corvette straight out of……. OH MY! I time traveled to 1985 and didn’t know it! I’m the douche…… sorry.

They are going to auction off one of the first horseless carriages, the 1884 De Dion Bouton Et Trepardoux Dos-a-Dos Steam Runabout, will be auctioned off in Hershey, Pa. RM expects the car will bring $2 million to $2.5 million. So I need some money. I’ll take cash, checks basically anything of value.

Article: RM Auctions to Sell the World’s Oldest Working Vehicle in October

Carwash not doing so good?  Purchase a propane gas tank!  Read this:

http://lancasteronline.com/article/local/414588_Explosion-destroys-carwash.html

So I had to email back my bff Dr. Edward Rowe.  Below is my email.

Eric
271 Forest Road, Hueytown, AL 35023

Ready to help you invest your money el friendo! Oh by the way I have a Rowe Changer so I am qualified to help!
Your Best Friend Ever!
Love
Eric

I mean what is Dr. Edward Rowe going to do send me more junk checks junk mail then AT&T?

This was his response I don’t think that they read my email?  What do you think?  RESPONSE HERE

From: edwardrowe81@yahoo.com
Hello, Eric
You have the following message on TalkCarWash from Edward Rowe
To reply to him, just reply to this message.

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HELLO (GREETINGS TO YOU,
I am Dr.Edward Rowe; I want to know if you can help me invest my money into a profitable business in your Country as my partner. I have been into real estate business for many years until my recent retirement following my doctor’s advice for me to avoid any form of stress because of my failing health condition.

Please tell me, can you help me invest in a profitable business in your country? If you agree, we shall both share the total annual profit.
I demand you treat this very confidential. I will give you full details of the funds and the transfer as soon as I receive your response.
Please reply to this email ( ed711@info.al ) for more information

Your full name
Your phone number
You email address
Your home address

Most Regard.
Dr.Edward Rowe
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Thank you.

I can’t believe this Dr. Edward Rowe is looking to be a partner with me! It’s a shame about his “failing health” but it’s good for me because I’m going to be loaded with cash soon! Oh No! This is suppose to be “very confidential”!!!!! I hope Dr. Edward Rowe is’t mad!

Now I need to purchase a new one.  I want to  purchase this one that moves while you are typing! It’s the Smartfish Technologies K2418B ErgoMotion Keyboard!  Amazon is selling it for $140! What a deal!

What good is this device?  (Sing-a-ma-jigs) BTW: We took it back.

I had no idea Union Members Don’t Like SCABS!  Just wanted to let everyone know!

Greg let me know that 9th Avenue got broken into yesterday.  So I drove by to check it out.

Why are Christmas light made so crappy?  Because one bulb goes out or is busted every light goes out!  What a piece of crap!

Cleaning out drains!

This is a link to the pdf version.  This is a great read if you missed it in the magazine and like this Eric guy.  It was a real life written interview!