CARLASHES MAKE YOU SMILE……. Really?
All you do is ATTACH THEM WITH 3M AUTOMOTIVE TRIM TAPE! But it “Will not damage paint.” So don’t worry! :)
Oh and watch out it’s “PATENT PENDING”! So don’t copy! But I guess I can make my own and put them on other people’s cars! :)
Need Some Donations to Purchase a New Car!
They are going to auction off one of the first horseless carriages, the 1884 De Dion Bouton Et Trepardoux Dos-a-Dos Steam Runabout, will be auctioned off in Hershey, Pa. RM expects the car will bring $2 million to $2.5 million. So I need some money. I’ll take cash, checks basically anything of value.
Article: RM Auctions to Sell the World’s Oldest Working Vehicle in October
Straight Road Don’t Turn Right!
I learned a lesson today. While driving down a road without a turn off…….. don’t turn off the road! (Last picture do you spot a problem? The Police Officer did!)
What’s the Difference Between Thrifty, Affordable and Cheap?
His car means that Johnny Thacker is THRIFTY because he wants good gas mileage. You know that Johnny Thacker is selling “AFFORDABLE Insurance” because that is what his sign says on his thrifty car. But you can also tell that Johnny Thacker is CHEAP because instead of fixing his affordable insurance sign correctly on his thrifty car he used mail box letters. Looking good Johnny Thacker! Looking good!
Car Accident
Police report: White car drove off road then went into ditch. Not good. Driver hurt. Someone called 911.
Don’t ask me how I got the Police report. I have connections.
Handicapped in Multiple Ways!
Okay I understand that when you become 70 you either have to purchase a Buick or a Chevy Corvette. I know the Corvette is expensive and only older people can afford them. When is the last time you saw a young person driving a new Vet? I should know my Dad owns one, not a convertible like this one.
But this is the most ridiculous thing I have ever seen in my life… a Corvette with a handicap tag….. Really?! You can tell by the parking job that the driver can’t see, walk or drive. So how do they get out of the car? The car is so low it is like laying down on the ground. This person should be arrested and their license revoked!
Oreo Cookies and Cookie Monster!
Doesn’t everyone love Oreo cookies and the cookie monster? Why not paint both on your car! Look it also matches his house!

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I just built a system that fixes the problem of pressure you are referring to. The answer is 2 fold. 1.VFD+ Pressure 2.Monitoring Sensor. Set up where VFD runs at say "40%" putting out 150psi. Then have a sensor that is inline (before manifold) to when a second bay calls for product, and pressure drops, it senses this, and increases the VFD to say 50% to make up for the difference, and retain the 150psi. So on, and so forth depending on how many bays you have. It will take some tweaking, but once it is set, it is set. Also, you only can have a maximum of 5 ports open at once, even if you have 6 different functions, as each bay can only have one selection running at any given time. Email me, and I can give you more info, and / or if you want to buy one rather than build one. It is a very expensive "trial and error" job, as the VFD, pump, and sensor have to do the job right, and give the correct pressures. They will not share any of their tech, as they want us all to buy from ...
Did you know.... You can purchase the "quick disconnect" injectors from "Hydraflex™®? ©" (don't want to infringe on ™®? or © :P) , however you cannot purchase the quick disconnect adapters from them. Hmmmmm? Isn't that nice? Why not? Oh, that's right you can, if you purchase one of their "Aqualab™®? ©." TEN THOUSAND dollar units. Then, they will sell replacement parts for it, which include the quick disconnect fittings. Very frustrating to say the least. IN A STORY NOT RELATED -> If you want to never ever ever worry about check valves again, look into the icheck magnum series which you can buy from Kleen Rite (low ph, high ph, and high pressure) Also, if you are tired of replacing brittle, cracked, sun-drenched, winter haggard poly line, step up and buy the parker (or equiv.) "air brake" line (type B, reinforced). it will last for over 20 years in a carwash, and will outlast stainless steel when running corrosive product thru. I have been running HF thru it for over...
I love your sense of humor, but everything is in the details of any business what separates the strong from the weak is just a few minor details. But that few can be huge, for instance I love Arbys for their sandwiches, but many years ago their facilities were just run down and dirty, back then I would never go to the bathroom in one. Instead I went to Mcdonald's to go the rest room. Now in current time Arby's has gotten the idea that a very clean and modern facility with upgraded equipment will bring in customers. They even have open wifi in many, so that being said a business is the true salesperson it projects an image. Now one must ask yourself what image do you want to project to the public. You yoursef as a owner of a car wash or any business must be the salesman, because without a sale no one has a job. Mike...
I don't think you read the post. Maybe since your not a car wash owner you didn't get the joke? But your a sales person so... :) Maybe in Ohio the government is more restrictive I don't know? But when the government lets people start businesses that they want. Unforgettably to many people have built car washes because of sales people. Which makes them bad investments... so depending where someone is from you will get your desired remarks. Also you are selling a high priced item so only car washes with money would call you... another fact. So of course they would be making money. I also disagree with 90% of your statements except the place should be clean. You do not have to purchase top "knotch" equipment. You can run a super car wash with any equipment on the market. But again your a sales person. :) But I strangely want to purchase a boiler now.... JK LOL :)...
I have met many car wash owners that do make money in the car wash industry. Here is what I have found they are very organized, they buy top knotch equipment, they maintain it everyday, they check their water everyday, they ask for help when needed. Many are true salespeople they get out and meet the customers give them hugs and attend community events. And lets not forgot about having a very clean facility, customers love neatness. Mike Simmons, Vice-President...