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When I grow up I am wiping boogers on my kids new car!


I am making a list….
1) Wipe boogers on my kid’s windows and seats in their car.
2) Constantly wipe my dirty hands all over the inside of their front window…. Also touch the rear view mirror.
3) New entry to my list…. Plant winter seed at their house. How many times will my kids ask about this person’s yard? (Above picture.)

Is there always someone in every neighborhood that wants to mow lawn all year? I personally want to concrete my yard…. I will never understand?

Nothing says America like…. Monster Jam!


Monster Jams has to be the most American…. American event ever…. Well in America and the World!

It has every aspect the world secretly loves but claims they hate about the United States all in one event. I even purchased $15 cotton candy! LOL 🙂

I enjoyed this event because only one kid wanted a souvenir! LOL 🙂

Also thanks to Greg for the adult ear protection. I am not sure it was a necessity though? I had them on ever since he let me borrow them…. These are great living with kids and I guess watching large monster trucks. 🙂

The Electric Company and not that bad PBS show! LOL :)

So the Power Company is suppose to charge you for a new meter if it gets stolen? WHAT IS THIS BS?! So you have to use their crappy worthless locks, expose your wires you paid for so a retard with a death wish can steal them and it is your fault! Seriously? No really is this what all power companies do? This is just from a local city that resells power…. maybe it is different rules at other companies? Either way I was told I could not even put a box around the meter. Sometimes it seems everyone is against small businesses. Or against small businesses in the hood. But again…. Knowing the correct people in the hood might help get services differently….

Well I did a project with my son the other day…..

Nothing is more fun then working on a project with your son.  (I might have read that I will believe this when I get older someday?  LOL 🙂 )  My son loves to look and touch tools or look at car wash part bins all day! He wants to try and touch everything…. Also he wants to know what everything does. (He is probably going to be some sort of machinist or mechanic…. Or a mensa…. Either one!  🙂   (His Grandmother is a mensa.  (not myside  🙂 )

He also picked some car wash parts he wanted to keep. He selected a high security Abus shackle lock and a round pressure gauge. After explaining briefly that the lock can not lock every door or item in our house.  🙂  I explained what the pressure gauge did. Then he explained to me what the pressure gauge did and he will be using it next time he goes into the “deep sea to check the pressure of the sea”.  🙂 I can only assume it is a Wild Wratts reference? (kids TV show.)

 

It is scary how well kids listen when they want to.  🙂

Well I figured out how to get on TV!

The plan is to build a rocket and claim once and for all the Earth is FLAT! Everyone knows Christopher Columbus actually flipped on the other side of the Earth! Or was that Magellan? BTW Did you know Magellan actually cheated back in the day? Magellan use to use a Magellan GPS! (Like this one Magellan GPS but not in color obviously! 🙂 ) No JOKE they did not teach this in school! It is a huge round-Earth Freemasons conspiracy! MAN…. Dude…. Cat…. (Insert old person cool thing to say here. 🙂 ) Also Spain launched the first GPS satellites in 15 something. (Well maybe they teach this in school now? LOL 🙂 ) Well no needs to fact check me news media mensa’s or anyone that wants to put me on TV…. Because I am a limo driver and super smart like a mensa you know…. or I just want you to help me make some money.

Seriously…. Besides just making everyone feel like a mensa why was this reported on? To prove public education is bad? LOL 🙂 Or to seriously help this guy make money? Makes you wonder how you can get free advertising doesn’t it? 🙂

But what was totally shocking was…. The information about Magellan obviously! I never knew he used a GPS on his ships! 🙂 This article also proves they should work more on history in school! Elon Musk really? Musky did not invent anything new? I am 100% positive that stuff went down before battery car guy was born. But it is okay to hate him…. He acts weird watch anything he talks in.

https://www.washingtonpost.com/news/speaking-of-science/wp/2017/11/21/this-man-is-about-to-launch-himself-in-his-homemade-rocket-to-prove-the-earth-is-flat/?utm_term=.3750f6d32174

What do you do when you just want to “CHILL”?

What do you do when you just want to “CHILL”?

Well I know what Jordan Robinson would do. 🙂 He just might break into someone’s apartment and take a nap! 🙂

Best comment:
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A new word for the Urban Dictionary: Burglaraxin

Definition: When in the course of a burglary the burglar takes a nap, eats, or relaxes in the victim’s abode.

As used in a sentence: Jordan just wanted a place to chill and charge his phone, but the homeowner called the police when she came home and found him burglaraxin.

AL.COM Article

WORLD’S First VR 360 pictures of a Car Wash posted on a website!

Okay…. This is kind of new and seemed a little slow to load. Pretty cool if you like looking at car washes. As a bonus I am not in the picture! 🙂

The bottom right square button makes the image full screen. You can use your mouse to move around the pictures…. It worked with Google Chrome and IE 11. On my phone I had to make sure “request desktop site” was not checked. Then you could use VR glasses or move your phone around like you are actally there! (Or you are a nerd/dork! Either one…. Do not attempt in public when normal people or females can see you. 🙂 )

This was really the first time I took pictures at a wash and I was trying to figure out the orientation…. That is why some images seem to be the same (first two sets of two images).






As a side note…. Usually you can zoom in on 360 images. This tech is still new though…. or I picked a crappy plugin? Maybe that is why it does not work on my phone? 🙂

Jim Coleman Swipe @ The Bay or should you say B&C Electronic Engineering, Inc. Swipe @ The Bay?

Actually this is probably your PROBLEM! 🙂 I actually do not know which company to be angry at the most. Jim Coleman which pushes all the blame on B&C or B&C which is like calling my Mother for helpful advice…. JK or am I?  LOL  🙂  (B&C might be helpful on other topics?)

But someone from B&C emailed me a couple months ago about my CC POST LINK. I did not get a manual like I wanted but she did give me a little information. Also pretty helpful….

“B&C is the manufacture for Coleman Timers (-1034R, 1034S, 1032S, 1034T (cash timer for SATB Server) & PBC Boards (vacuum, vending, BAY & fragrance). All of our products are repairable with an average cost of $100.00 per item. We also manufacture the TimeMaster (Hi-Performance Wash Systems – TM5J) and Istobal USA (formally Magic Wand – TM6)
You can also buy spares direct from B&C. New SATB Timers are $785.40/each, they are very expensive and this is why it is always good to have them repaired first.
We are also the manufacture of the SATB Server.”

Also this is a good deal when sending in your SATB timers…. just forget your “remote display”.  I am not sure what this is because I never got a manual.  LOL 🙂  But knowing it cost $100 to get repaired it sure seems like a good deal?  They also claim it is “new”…. but it might be “new to you” or “used”?  Either way $129 is not that bad…. if anyone has an image of how to set this crap up or a manual let me know!

Also – when sending in SATB timers, please make sure to include the remote display as the timer has to be tested with it. If the timer arrives without, we will add a new remote display ($129.00) and ship out as a complete unit.

The reason behind this = when juggling timers and remote displays, it very easy to plug in a known good timer and blow up the remote display and vise-versa.”

Unfortunately I have a SATB Server. 🙂

My unit is a Model 75700

Custom Manufactured for Jim Coleman “Made in USA”