Archive | January, 2018

When I grow up I am wiping boogers on my kids new car!


I am making a list….
1) Wipe boogers on my kid’s windows and seats in their car.
2) Constantly wipe my dirty hands all over the inside of their front window…. Also touch the rear view mirror.
3) New entry to my list…. Plant winter seed at their house. How many times will my kids ask about this person’s yard? (Above picture.)

Is there always someone in every neighborhood that wants to mow lawn all year? I personally want to concrete my yard…. I will never understand?

Nothing says America like…. Monster Jam!


Monster Jams has to be the most American…. American event ever…. Well in America and the World!

It has every aspect the world secretly loves but claims they hate about the United States all in one event. I even purchased $15 cotton candy! LOL 🙂

I enjoyed this event because only one kid wanted a souvenir! LOL 🙂

Also thanks to Greg for the adult ear protection. I am not sure it was a necessity though? I had them on ever since he let me borrow them…. These are great living with kids and I guess watching large monster trucks. 🙂

The Electric Company and not that bad PBS show! LOL :)

So the Power Company is suppose to charge you for a new meter if it gets stolen? WHAT IS THIS BS?! So you have to use their crappy worthless locks, expose your wires you paid for so a retard with a death wish can steal them and it is your fault! Seriously? No really is this what all power companies do? This is just from a local city that resells power…. maybe it is different rules at other companies? Either way I was told I could not even put a box around the meter. Sometimes it seems everyone is against small businesses. Or against small businesses in the hood. But again…. Knowing the correct people in the hood might help get services differently….